Asian NASCAR.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Yo Mamma

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Jesus wept.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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