Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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