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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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