- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Where's my tractor?

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

whats white jizz

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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