There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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