Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What can hitler cook well Steak

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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