- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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