- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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