An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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#Getweird

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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Guess what What

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

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the holocaust

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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