Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Hello penis

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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