Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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i found waldo.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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