How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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