- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??