- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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