Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Connor is homo

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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David Cameron

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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