A hill billy went fishing

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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