Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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