- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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