Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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You sick fiend

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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