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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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