What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

woman's lacrosse

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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