- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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