- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Knock knock. Get out!!

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

A Mormon walks into a bar

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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