- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

DERP

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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