- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anthony sucks

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

give me a thumbs up

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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