poopy is poopy

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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