- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Colin is gay but toasters are not

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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