Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

tea with milk?

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Chlamydia

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

guess what what that wasnt it

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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