- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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