There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Chlamydia

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

guess what what that wasnt it

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

i found waldo.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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