- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

An Italian leaves the mofia

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Stop Iran! We need the money.

[Set up] [No punch line]

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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