- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

All of these jokes are about white people

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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