your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Connor is homo

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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