- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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