- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

There once was this guy and he fell down

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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