what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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