- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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