Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

this website even though its hilarious.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Badabing.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

And you honored it I see :P

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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