- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

I have aids

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Your mom is so old she died

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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