Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He saw a bottle of Faygo on the other side.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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