This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Obama

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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