- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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