What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Stephen Hawking

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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honest politician

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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