- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

whats my name? Matt

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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