- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

if got a joke if fogot it

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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