A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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Reminding you of your religion. The army led by God attacked their foes at the mountains, yet had to flee because the enemy had plated steel wagons. Moral: Either God cant beat steel, or he was not there at all, its your call gents, because reading Ave Maria 50 times each time you sin, without reading the whole thing, does not even make you a Christian you FUCK (yes I can curse, you cannot)

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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