How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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I have a horse.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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My Boyfriend

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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