- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Sex vagina. lol.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?