- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

#Getweird

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Colin is gay but toasters are not

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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