- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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