A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

2 black kids walk into school

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Golf.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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