Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A fish swims up your penis...

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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