- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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