- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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