What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

I have aids

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Your mom is so old she died

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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