- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

whats white jizz

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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