- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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