- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

i had sex.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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