- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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