My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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