You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

why do mexicans get made fun of

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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