- Anti Joke

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow