why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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