- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

poopy is poopy

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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