- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 7+4? 74

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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