A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Chlamydia

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guess what what that wasnt it

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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