what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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