What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Women's rights.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

You know whats annoying? Steve

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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