Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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