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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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