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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

The WNBA.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

nothing

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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