whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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