what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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