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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes