- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

I'm homeless.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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