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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

neil likes pube toast

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

A bar walks into a man

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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