How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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