- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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