- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

get in the car.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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